All these Magic customers…

…are having a contest as to who can spend the least in the most amount of time. So far they are all in the lead at over half an hour and zero dollars each.

Meanwhile, I’ve made over $200 dealing with comic customers in the cracks between waiting for these jerks.

The Wizard’s #IronMan3 Contest Tumblr Question

foreverascended:

thewizardscomics:

What is the name of Obadiah Stane’s son?

First correct answer wins two advance screening tickets to Iron Man 3!

ZekeStane

WINNER!!! (Please contact us @ ufoa@wizards-comics.com w/ name and we’ll arrange pick up!)

Right?

Right?

The last time I watched this movie, I was drunk as fuck, having argued about the merits of the books with Devin Bruce (@Doctor_Teeth) for a solid hour… plus? Anyway, that movie is rad as hell, and I need to watch it again, soon.

The last time I watched this movie, I was drunk as fuck, having argued about the merits of the books with Devin Bruce (@Doctor_Teeth) for a solid hour… plus? Anyway, that movie is rad as hell, and I need to watch it again, soon.

Read comics. All comics. And then cut them open to steal their power.
Warren Ellis

Ask me things?

I may live to regret this.